YO NIECES & NEPHEWz!

WHAT's UNCLE RUS UP 2 NOW?!

UNCLE RUS JUST GOT REVIEWED BY THE LA EXAMINER!
AND IT DOESN'T SUCK! JEW READ IT...
HEREz THE REVIEW

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SEE UNCLE RUSz NEWEST SET! 4 FREE!

WHAT? JEW CRAZY! THAT's RIGHT! FREE!

RUS GUTIN : BACK IN NYC!

4 FREE NOW @ THE VIDEOS PAGE 4 ALL MY NIECES & NEPHEWz!

JEW ARE MOST WELCOME...

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SEE UR UNCLE RUS LIVE!
THE 1st FRIDAY OF EVERY MONTH THRU DECEMBER!
STARTING FRIDAY, AUGUST 6th!
@
THE COMEDY STORE on SUNSET BLVD.
in THE BELLY ROOM

$5 / 2 Drink Min.
DOORz @ 8:30pm
SHOW @ 9pm

( RUS GOz ON AROUND 10pm! )

SAY UR THR 2 C RUS GUTIN @ THE DOOR!

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RUS GUTIN : LIVE IN PHILLY! THE DVD!
Uncle Rus returns to Philly to eat lightning and crap thunder!
GO BIRDS!

$5! ONLY $5*! RECESSION SPECIAL!
GO 2 THE RUS GUTIN STORE RIGHT NOW!

SNEAK A PEAK AT THE VIDEOS PAGE!!!

DON'T STOP TIL JEW GET ENUF!

*Does not include tax & shipping! Sorry kids!

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RUS GUTIN*** is a comedian/actor/writer/producer who is celebrating a decade in the world of stand-up and showbiz. He has been a regular headliner at CAROLINE's, THE COMEDY STORE, STAND-UP NY, & NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB. Rus graduated from the Musical Theatre Program at AMDA in NYC, starred in the movie "Surf School", and he's the creator of the hit Off-Broadway Musical and forthcoming animated series, "GANGSTAPELLA".

RUS CAN ALSO BE FOUND ALONG WITH PORN ON THE INTERNETS @...

FACEBOOK, MYSPACE, YOUTUBE & FUNNYORDIE.COM!

*RUS GUTIN IS GLUTEN-FREE AND CONTAINS ONLY A MINIMUM LETHAL AMOUT OF LEAD.
**REVOLUTION EFFECTIVENESS MAY VARY.
***RUS GUTIN CONTAINS NO MSG, WMD or HPV.
****RUS GUTIN, MADE BY SLAVES IN CHINA.