YO NIECES & NEPHEWz!
WHAT's UNCLE RUS UP 2 NOW?!
SEE UR UNCLE RUS LIVE 4 CHARITY!
FRIDAY, September 3rd!
@ THE COMEDY STORE on SUNSET BLVD.!
in THE BELLY ROOM!
$5 / 2 Drink Min.
DOORz @ 8:30pmSHOW @ 9pm
SAY UR THR 2 C RUS GUTIN @ THE DOOR!
BECAUSE ALL OF RUSz TIX SALES WILL GO TO...
2nd HARVEST FOOD BANK OF GREATER NEW ORLEANS!
FEEDING FISHERMEN & THEIR FAMILIES IN THE GULF.
BP CAN SUCK IT. 4 MORE ON THE CAUSE GO 2...
http://no-hunger.org/
SCORE POINTS W/ JESUS N GO 2 THA SHOW!
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UNCLE RUS JUST GOT REVIEWED BY THE LA EXAMINER!
AND IT DOESN'T SUCK! JEW READ IT...
HEREz THE REVIEW
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SEE UNCLE RUSz NEWEST SET! 4 FREE!
WHAT? JEW CRAZY! THAT's RIGHT! FREE!
RUS GUTIN : BACK IN NYC!
4 FREE NOW @ THE VIDEOS PAGE 4 ALL MY NIECES & NEPHEWz!
JEW ARE MOST WELCOME...
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RUS GUTIN : LIVE IN PHILLY! THE DVD!
Uncle Rus returns to Philly to eat lightning and crap thunder!
GO BIRDS!
$5! ONLY $5*! RECESSION SPECIAL!
GO 2 THE RUS GUTIN STORE RIGHT NOW!
SNEAK A PEAK AT THE VIDEOS PAGE!!!
DON'T STOP TIL JEW GET ENUF!
*Does not include tax & shipping! Sorry kids!
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RUS GUTIN*** is a comedian/actor/writer/producer who is celebrating a decade in the world of stand-up and showbiz. He has been a regular headliner at CAROLINE's, THE COMEDY STORE, STAND-UP NY, & NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB. Rus graduated from the Musical Theatre Program at AMDA in NYC, starred in the movie "Surf School", and he's the creator of the hit Off-Broadway Musical and forthcoming animated series, "GANGSTAPELLA".
RUS CAN ALSO BE FOUND ALONG WITH PORN ON THE INTERNETS @...
FACEBOOK, MYSPACE, YOUTUBE & FUNNYORDIE.COM!
*RUS GUTIN IS GLUTEN-FREE AND CONTAINS ONLY A MINIMUM LETHAL AMOUT OF LEAD.
**REVOLUTION EFFECTIVENESS MAY VARY.
***RUS GUTIN CONTAINS NO MSG, WMD or HPV.
****RUS GUTIN, MADE BY SLAVES IN CHINA.